Hard work

Posted on May 25th, 2007 in Comics, Funny by michele

A late train and the human touch

Posted on May 24th, 2007 in My (neuro) life by michele

A late train. Scheduled to depart just before 8pm, but almost 30 minutes late. I’m a bit tired after a two days business trip to Florence. I can’t wait to get home, and the damn train is late. Sadly, trains are like that in Italy, simply unreliable.

Finally, I get aboard. As usual at this time of the day, the train is almost empty. A few workers trying to get home (hey, that’s me), a few foreign tourists moving to Venice. Nobody talks with anyone. We’re all utterly alone, even if we’re not.

Somewhere near Bologna someone approaches me. I can smell him before actually seeing him. He looks like a homeless, sun-burned skin, long white hair, a light bag at hand. He looks 65, he’s probably 20 years younger than that. He stinks. Heavily.

He’s asking for information, he wants to get to Venice. His eyes are bright. Incredibly bright. I confirm he’s on a train for Venice, and he smiles. A true, sunny smile. He shows me his ticket. He’s not valid on this class of trains (even if they suck like all the others), and moreover I highlight that it’s a ticket from Venice to Ancona, not even on the same route. He smiles even more, a bit surprised… Oops!… He almost laughs, and looks like a child just caught stealing biscuits…

He thanks me a lot and then sits on the floor, near a door. I give him thumbs up when I get off the train, and he smiles again.

He stinks. Heavily. But he’s the most human and alive on the train.

The Da Vinci Code… Ferrara’s style

Posted on May 20th, 2007 in Ferrara, Funny, Language, Music, Movies & TV by michele

Last Friday a very special premiere took place in Ferrara: the new TAP Creation’s “movie”.

TAP guys (and girls) start from a blockbuster movie, use a good part of its video footage and add brand new dialogs in Ferrara local dialect. Italian dialects can be quite different from main Italian language, and the result is always an hilarious and scoffing sort of parody of the original movie.

This last work is “Il Codice Gratta e Vinci” (The Instant Win Code), a pun in Italian of “Il Codice Da Vinci” (The Da Vinci Code). You can enjoy the trailer:

Just a single show was scheduled, but the public attendance was so huge that tickets sold out in minutes and a second and even a third show were scheduled in a hurry, with the performance going on well beyond midnight.

As a result I haven’t been able to see the movie yet (some in our party had to wake up early the following day), but I’m surely looking forward to it! :-)